*cough* Ahem.

This is just a notice that my friending policy is thus: friend me, leave a comment/send me a PM explaining who you are and I'll friend you back. Apart from that single comment/PM, you're under no obligation to interact with me, although I do appreciate comments and the like. This is because I am terrible at commenting (although I am getting better!), so please don't be offended if you haven't received a comment from me on an entry. I will try!

Thanks,

Cerberusa

(P.S. Yes, this is meant to stay stuck at the top of the page. The most recent entry is down one).

A very belated birthday present for itsjustc - sorry about the wait (and the lack of explicit porn)!

Title: Uncertain Message
Fandom: The Tribe
Rating: R, for the non-explicit sexx0rz
Pairing: Jack/Luke
Summary: For the prompt 'Jack teaches Luke about computers. Luke just teaches Jack a thing or two!' Not sure how well I stuck to the prompt, and I'm afraid that once again the ending isn't particularly happy (I'm always bad at that), but there you go. I do quite like it, though, for what it's worth.

( Onwards to the fic! )

Have just seen Glee episode 4, 'Preggers'. All I can say is: the image of fully kitted-out American football players dancing to 'Single Ladies', in sync, on the field, is one that will stay with me for a long time.

So, I've just started watching Glee, thanks to fandomsecrets. And I have this to say:

FFFFFF KURT.

(And Puck. And everyone else. But mostly Kurt).

Because not only is he a) exceeding pretty and b) funny (he gets some of the best one-liners), he is...


A countertenor.

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY JOY.

WITNESS:



I really need a 'BRB, fangirling' icon - I swear I've got one somewhere...

ETA: Got one!

itsjustc finally prodded me into posting this to the Adult Tribe comm. Therefore, you get fic! (For an old, obscure fandom. But hey, I love it).

Title: hold me down and break me up
Fandom: The Tribe
Rating: R, for the non-explicit sexx0rz
Pairing: Mega/Jack
Summary: Mega starts wearing black leather gloves whilst working. Jack is fascinated.

( It's all pretty tame, really. )

AT LAST, THE WEBPAGE IS GOOOOOO~

ALL CODED AND UPLOADED IN TWO AND A HALF HOURS, I IS AN GENIUS.

...Also, sleepy. Night-night.

The original plan was a Tare Panda theme, but in the end it just didn't work. Alas. But this is still prettyful, I think.

...Goddamnit, LJ won't let me do a link. Just look at the side bar just under my name for 'Flights of Fancy -Fanfiction'.

So, in celebration of my first piece of proper, completed digital 'art' (I use the term loosely), I decided to do an art post. Witness:

( Beware, artwork of dubious quality within )

I have just watched the 'The Last Airbender' trailer. I have this to say about it:

NO.

That is not Zuko. That is not even remotely Zuko. I don't care if he's a 1st dan black belt in karate - He doesn't look a thing like Zuko. They haven't even given him a ponytail, for crying out loud!

Also, Fire Nation apparently = Middle East. WTF?

Personally, I'd have said (roughly, mind you):
Fire = China (maybe with a bit of Japan)
Earth = Korea (with a bit of China for the names and suchlike)
Water = Arctic/Antarctic
Air = Maybe Tibet? (leading to interesting parallels on the whole China-Tibet situation...)

At any rate, I'd say it's pretty obvious that none of the characters from the Fire Nation are what could be construed as South East Asian.

/rant

E.T.A.: I have just seen a picture of his scar on Google images. WHAT KIND OF HUMONGOUS BURN SCAR IS THAT. I realise that I'm biased (scar fetish, I has it like whoa), but seriously.

At last, I have mapped out the entirety of That Goddamn Naruto Doujin Game! (aka Naruto Icha Icha Paradise).

For the curious: it's a pretty typical BL game. In it you play as Kakashi, going throughout the day and making choices (there's some plot about someone setting off a bomb in the Hokage's office, but that was where QuickATLAS got a bit weird, and I gave up on figuring it out in favour of getting all endings. Of which there are five! Iruka, Naruto, Sasuke, Asuma and No-one (known as the 'Sandaime' ending).

Sasuke was the first one that I got, simply by picking all the '1' options (my usual strategy when first confronted with a game). Then Naruto (with fox ears and tail!), then no-one, then Iruka, then Asuma.

The most difficult one was Asuma, without a doubt; All the other endings I found on one 'branch', giving me a total of 16 out of 19 CGs (it's a small game), leaving me with 2 AsuKaka CGs and a Saukra CG to get on the second root, both of which proved so difficult that I ended up looking through the code for a hint. It worked, I'm glad to say, but I'm not sure that I would have done it without them (though I could have sworn that I'd mapped out the whole game by that point. Apparently not).

The game does include three little quiz mini-games, courtesy of Gai-sensei, which I managed by trial and error. Each game gets you a CG when you get all of the questions right. Otherwise, it's all fairly easy apart from the dratted Asuma ending.

/boring gaming ramble

In other news, I've seen the new Sherlock Holmes film (OH MY GOD HOLMES IS LIKE A JEALOUS BOYFRIEND) and have been tugged back into the ATLA fandom. DAMNIT, THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEED IN THE RUN UP TO MOCKS.

Edited because I cannot spell 'Iruka'.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/jude_law_wishes_robert_downey.html

...I HAVE TO SEE THIS FILM.

OH MY GOD ITACHI.

That is all.

ETA: ...Okay, there was not very much Itachi. But still! I approve of anything that reminds Sasuke that his brother valued him over the entire village. Ffff, I'm mean.

SPOILERS AND RAMBLING AHEAD!

Just watched Naruto Shippuden 141. To sum up my reaction:

...*sob*

I didn't actually weep, thankfully, but I was quietly crying on the inside throughout most of the second half of the episode; I swear, that Itachi-and-Sasuke-as-kids scene montage whatsit was designed as a tearjerker, especially with the final 'I'm sorry, Sasuke; there won't be another time'. And the smile. THE SMILE. I AM DEAD FROM THE BAWWWWNESS.

Watching this episode just brought it all back to me, why I love the dynamic between the Uchiha brothers: as a child, Sasuke clearly worships his elder brother and the feeling is returned (Itachi kills their entire clan, but can't bring himself to kill Sasuke. He kills his parents, his best friend, the people he grew up with, everyone bearing the Uchiha name - but he can't kill Sasuke). His not-killing Sasuke means that, because powerful people will want him out of the way, Sasuke must become strong. The way to make him strong? Give him something to strive for - in this case, avenging his clan by killing Itachi. Essentially, this means that Itachi makes Sasuke hate him, makes him live for revenge upon his older brother BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH I have this thing about unrequited love, 'mkay?

...So yeah. Also, I really like Madara for some reason. Unfortunately, I have a nasty little suspicion that he's going to eclipse all other villains - which means that Kabuto may be Put On A Bus, which is a shame because Kabuto is still my favourite character. Eh.

Incidentally, I am now 16, as of 11:39 pm yesterday.

Sorry for not posting for so long - I have mocks coming up, and school has pretty much eaten my life.

At the moment, I have a cold. The feeling is akin to being run over by a steamroller - my immune system has packed it in for the holidays, it would seem. I'm not deathly ill or anything, but I have a sore throat (it started yesterday morning when I woke up with what felt like freshly-sandpapered tonsils), slight nausea and of course the usual runny nose, sneezing, blocked sinuses and all the other paraphenalia associated with colds, not to mention bleary lethargy.

Incidentally, it hurts to sneeze because of my throat. I've had four sneezing fits so far today.

To summarise: Bleh.

I was previously distracting myself with sorting out the mess that is Tribeathon, but that was forcing my brain to work more than it was willing (I feel as if my head is stuffed with cotton wool), so I gave up on that to faff about with my tablet and GIMP for a while. And to write this entry, of course, because you all deserve to know precisely why I've been so inactive recently - with bonus TMI health rant!

To anyone that I have promised a birthday fic to: it looks like they'll actually be Christmas presents, I'm afraid, simply because of the sheer amount of work that I've been given over these past few months. I can't promise anything, mind, but I'd really like to get at least one of the three done before the new year, yeah?

Now, back to trying to perfect the highlights on Sasuke's hair.

P.S. I just looked out of the window and HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING. I LOVE THE WORLD *sneeze*.

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.

Ask anything. No, really - I am fairly difficult to offend, and have very little sense of modesty. So.

Nicked from silvershinigami

Quick question: can anyone find me a picture of Sai from Naruto in profile? There's nothing in it for you besides the warm fuzzy feeling of having helped someone, I'm afraid, but I'm trying to draw him in a side view right now and it's driving me absolutely bonkers.

Thanks!

Yes, I do realise that very few people actually read these things, but I'm procrastinating over two bits of coursework and my NaNo. Distraction therapy ahoy! (Meme ganked from vixys, who is decidedly not boring, BTW).

( Countdown Meme! )

As you may have gathered, I have signed up for NaNoWriMo.

...This was such a bad idea. However, I am determined to see it through- at the very least, I will have made a good start on the second Magnum Opus.

My profile is here, if anyone's interested. If you're doing it, let's be writing buddies!

*excited*